Cereal Fail

Tonight, my dinner of champions is a bowl of wheat flakes cereal with dried berries in soy milk. As I opened the box of cereal, the scent that rushed out of the inner bag and hit me in the face was the exact one that I get when I open up a body bag in cadaver lab.

Puzzled, I paused for a moment to be sure that I wasn't hallucinating and was really in my apartment and that a well-preserved hand wasn't in my cereal box.

I'm eating it but every damned bite smells like formyl preservative. I just wasted four and a half bucks on this shit. Fail.