Thursday, November 05, 2009

The Beauty of Sleep Deprivation

While shower this morning, my sleep-deprived brain took made the jump from "I need to shave" to "Billy Mays had a strange beard" to "I wonder how much cocaine he did?" to "what if he was in 'Scarface' as Tony Montana?" to me actually doing the final scene in Mays' pitch man style.

Dress it up with a little Mays' flair...


Do you want to play games? I bet you do; the good new is that I'll play with you!
Do you like to play rough? Have I got a surprise for you!
Say 'hello' to My Little Friend(TM)!


Comedy gold.
(Comparison photo not available, obviously.)

Call me Hollywood ... before I get some sleep.

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