Best Christmas Card Ever
Winning Run and I never got it together enough to send out holiday cards this year. We aiming for a "Happy New Year" card. That's our plan. She did, however, give me a fantastic Christmas card that incorporated a photo of a snowman I made for her and recent events. Photo and card below...
The rare 4-globe snowman.
Winning Run's hand-drawn card, for the win.
Southern Snowpacalypse 2010
Early on the 25th, Winning Run and I hopped a flight back to ATL. Our original 6am departure had been canceled by Delta supposedly for the weather but, in my opinion, to consolidate less than full flights into ones more profitable. The people watching on the flight was pretty good. The "My Love" lady whose children sat across the aisle from us was priceless. We overheard her say "Now I can't sit with you, my loves, because I have to sit with daddy. You stay here and behave, my loves. Mommy will check on you." Then, she waddled four rows up and wedged herself into a middle seat with her husband, leaving her 8 and 4 year old kids alone to do as they chose. To their credit, the kids were pretty good. As a result, "My Love" lady visited only a few times during the flight but each visit was a precious Christmas gift to Winning Run and me. At one point, she stood in the aisle bent over her brood, her ass inches from my face, and started doing hip stretches. I managed to cry a single tear and whisper toward Winning Run: "God bless us all, every one."When we touched down in ATL, snow was falling and, I'm certain, all the milk, bread, batteries, and kerosene in the city was in very short supply. Thanks to the Duke's expert driving, we made it to Winning Run's family Christmas dinner and gift exchange extravaganza. Their place was coated in about 3 inches or so of wet snow. News outlets reported that it was the first White Christmas in Atlanta since the 1880s, I think. The evening was great but traveling from SEA to ATL was quite tiring. When I turned in to bed that night, I fumbled in the dark looking for the bedroom light switch. When turning on the light, I was greeted by a doll lying on the bed, staring at me, peering deep into my soul. Although it was my mother-in-law's dear childhood plaything, the damned thing scared me. Even worse, I awoke during the night and it was on top of me, eyes glowing red, whispering a Latin incantation; I peed the bed, fought it off of me, and went outside to sleep the remainder of the night in the snow.
The SoulCatcher 5000
A few days later, we went to visit my parents and share some time with them. While there, I did a bunch of OMM treatment on my mom and it seemed to help her out; guess I'm learning something. :) We even managed to catch up with a bunch of friends and share some beers at a local watering hole back home. It was too brief visit but I'm glad we went. Sometimes, just being around those people who really know you can be a great boost for the spirit.
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